Gloober

A man's penis or dick.

Ay bitch, suck my gloober.

by Rome707 September 29, 2007

Glooble

The act of ceasing oral sex on a man during his orgasm so he cannot ejaculate in one's mouth.

"As I was cumming, she totally gloobled me and I came all over the rug!"

by T-homez December 14, 2009

gloom

A mod created by rxn for the Quake 2 game. Recently taken over by a nazi coder named r1ch, it thrives on servers and is often affliated with gay man sex.

<duncan> I LIkE IT IN MY ASS

by xusmoolg June 23, 2003

the gloat

While hanging out with friends, secretly get the goat out and then sit on a friend's lap. Used in penis showing game.

Taylor: "Lets go hang out with some females"

Evan: "no, i want to lay on the couch and play call of duty"

Taylor: (with the goat out, and sitting on evan) "THE GLOAT"

Evan: "WTF MAN!?!?! your F'ing nasty!!!"

by Taylor20 February 4, 2008

Dictionary Gloater

A person who shows off by showing their friends how cool the definition of their name is on this site. Mostly applies to males who like to show how their name means sex god.

Person 1: "Dude look my name means I have a huge package."

Person 2: "Wow, STFU. You're such a dictionary gloater."

Setting your FB status as your Urban Dictionary Definition makes you a Dictionary Gloater

by onlinedictionary December 28, 2009

globotomy

from globe + lobotomy: violent dissection of the globe,
aggressive solutions to the existing world problems.

Kosovo's independence may lead to globotomy with staggering consequences of tearing the world apart.

by Mike February 23, 2008

gloatation

To stunt or showboat one's accomplishments.

My gloatation for the day is that I moved in 100 people in under 60 days!

by HWC October 3, 2012