Pig Goggles also know as Onassis glasses or "Jackie O's" are very large sunglasses worn generally by unattractive women. This style of sunglasses is said to mimic the kind most famously worn by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. While originally worn by Onassis in the 1960's, the glasses eventually became popular with younger American girls around the year 2003. Big sunglasses have maintained their popularity through 2007. They have also expanded their demographic reach to adult women throughout the world. Modern day celebrities use these to hide from paparazzi but they are mostly favoured by visually unfortunate woman for the purpose of hiding the face, the glasses create the illusion of a aesthetically pleasing face as they only reveal the mouth and tip of the nose and give the impression of perfect symmetry for upper facial and bone structure which according to the golden ratio theory is the most important part of the face for creating aesthetics. The glasses are also known as reverse beer goggles and are disfavoured by males as they cause unnecessary head turning and checking out of unattractive females that from even short distances may appear attractive, numerous reputable mens magazines have called for a ban on the glasses.
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Chill your balls in ice water, coat in petroleum jellie, and rest on a woman's eyes while masturbating.
by mad bagger December 30, 2014
Get the zombie goggles mug.A condition that occurs when running for so long/far that the women and/or men around you seem to be much more attractive then they actually are, most likely the result of dehydration, exhaustion, etc...
Two guys running:
Guy A: Dude, check out that hottie looking at us.
Guy B: You must got some major runner's goggles on, because that chick is fugly
Guy A: Dude, check out that hottie looking at us.
Guy B: You must got some major runner's goggles on, because that chick is fugly
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Get the Runner's Goggles mug.When the cadets at the United States Military Academy spend too much time without seeing any non-cadets of the opposite sex they will often develop what are called "grey goggles" meaning they see their classmates through the cadet grey which defines the Academy and people who in the outside world would be highly unattractive suddenly seem very attractive, this occurs most frequently during the dead of winter when contact with the world outside of the greyness of West Point is limited and people start to lose hope.
With grey goggles, people who on the standard hot scale would rate a 4 or 5 can gain as much as 3 or 4 points boosting them up to the 8s and 9s.
The term grey goggles is most often used to describe the misguided attraction male cadets feel towards their female counterparts however in recent years a new kind of grey goggles have emerged in which the females view their male classmates through a different set of grey goggles which points on the hot scale are deducted instead of added (since the ratio works in favor of the females). So a male whom they might have settled for prior to attending West Point wouldn't stand a chance with them while they wear grey goggles.
With grey goggles, people who on the standard hot scale would rate a 4 or 5 can gain as much as 3 or 4 points boosting them up to the 8s and 9s.
The term grey goggles is most often used to describe the misguided attraction male cadets feel towards their female counterparts however in recent years a new kind of grey goggles have emerged in which the females view their male classmates through a different set of grey goggles which points on the hot scale are deducted instead of added (since the ratio works in favor of the females). So a male whom they might have settled for prior to attending West Point wouldn't stand a chance with them while they wear grey goggles.
Guy #1: Yo, isn't Katie Perkins looking hot lately?
Guy #2: Woah woah take off the grey goggles...she's twice your size and ugly as fuh
Guy #1: Shit, you're right...but I dunno...she's looking fine.
Guy #2: Woah woah take off the grey goggles...she's twice your size and ugly as fuh
Guy #1: Shit, you're right...but I dunno...she's looking fine.
by schweets September 29, 2009
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Get the nut goggles mug.The tendency for otherwise rational males to grossly exaggerate the attractiveness level of women with an "indie" look--particularly if the female in question is in a band.
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