ass glitter

The sparkles left on your face from a brisk and expensive night at your local strip club. Such sparkles cannot be removed by your average soap or shower! Ass Glitter may also contain a cotton candy scent.

Damn Jonny your covered in Ass Glitter from the strip club last night! Your wife is so gonna kick your ass!

by Dr. Bohan September 23, 2008

glitter

(v) To throw glitter on politicians who oppose gay rights, because it makes them look like homogays.

They glittered Tim Pawlenty yesterday.

by bloomerj June 17, 2011

Glitter Shitter

Gay, or someone of a homosexual nature.

Mate who says something really gay.

'See that guy, he's a right Glitter Shitter.'

'Hes so gay he shits glitter'

by Gary Gliiter October 16, 2011

glitteris

When a girl is soaking wet and her clit's all shiny, so it looks like it has glitter on it.

I totally fucked Janise' after licking her glitteris.

by (o^_^o) PIKACHU! October 12, 2003

glittercrack

a metaphoric substance that makes you all happy and giddy inside. when you say or do something stupid, you can blame it on the GLITTERCRACK

Richard: wow i just tripped down a flight of stairs last night when i was drunk
Barbara: BOYYY it wasnt the stairs. you were on GLITTERCRACK

by Zippidy Do Da June 30, 2008

glitterfist

The act of using fists of glitter to defend yourself in questionable situations. Common in the fighting community.

Jackie used her glitterfists to get her out of a brawl.

by glitterfist January 12, 2008

Glitter Queef

When a stripper queefs out glitter everywhere.

Ryan went to the strip club and got glitter queefed. Now his girlfriend knows where he's been!

by hookemyea December 15, 2011