fuzzy bumper

A lesbian. A woman who likes to rub her vagina against another woman's vagina.

"Don't waste your time with Angela. She's a fuzzy bumper"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

Fuzzy Sizzurp

(n) alcoholic beverage consisting of peach schnapps and Sizzurp

This variation of the Fuzzy Navel (peach schnapps and orange juice) is suited for any trendy urban female.

Hey Lil Wayne, when you're at the club sipping on some Promethazine with Codeine syrup, why don't you order your fine lady a Fuzzy Sizzurp?

by fuzzysizzurpplz June 4, 2009

fuzzy iguana

Someone who is very special, also used when describing a random or crazy thing.

If I don't get any sleep the fuzzy iguanas will be rampant.

by Fuzzy Iguana November 14, 2017

fuzzy van

a butt disease where your pubes grow out of your asshole

you did you hear cameron has a fuzzy van?
EWW!!!!!!

by daddypiglikestosuckyourtoes March 2, 2020

Fuzzy Cat

Another word for fuzzy is hair
And Another word for a cat is a pussy
Therefore it is a hairy puzzy

guy1: Dude did you finger Sara last night?

guy2: No way she had Fuzzy Cat!

guy1: Ewwwww!

by beckysboy August 14, 2010

Fuzzy-Plums

Name for a man who has no right to be in the position he is in (oftentimes equal-to or above you), as he usually fucks up the most menial of tasks.

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Bob got promoted again?"
Guy 2: "What?!? That Fuzzy-Plums doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!"

by WhiteFish February 5, 2014

fuzzy and scuzzy

Pussy and asshole, a la SNL.

God, Anita wears see through panties. Every time she bends over I can see her fuzzy and scuzzy.

by Shuaman November 11, 2018