ftfw

Ftfw: fuck the free world. Meaning no gives are give to the world. Not it. It self. The universe would of been fucking way better if humans didnt evolve

Is john key spying on me. Well ftfw bitch

by crazys the new normal. 👍 March 6, 2015

FTFW

Fuck the free world. Often used by disgruntal military personnel.

"I can't wait to get out. FTFW."

by the jeraki January 5, 2009

FTFM

F*** The F***ing Manual

Men don't need manuals or directions... Throw it out and figure it out yourself

Bill's wife nagged him to put that treadmill together, so he looked at the instructions. The pictures were big with not enough detail, it was written in 15 languages none of which told him exactly what to do. He yelled FTFM, threw the directions out and figured it out for himself!

by bombersfan July 14, 2009

FTFY

An abbreviation for either "Fuck that, fuck you" or "fixed that for you.

Guy 1: Hey dude, can I get your cookie?
Guy 2: No, ftfy
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Guy 1: Did you fix my laptop yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I ftfy

by espio100 August 5, 2015

FTFY

Fifty(50) is the number that comes after forty-nine(49) and it is the half of one hundred (100). It is one of the infinite possible numbers generally used to count physical or digital entities.

“I’m just fucking with ya, FTFY means Fixed That For You lol”

by PenaPVP August 27, 2019

FTFZB

Stands for Fuck The Friend Zone, Bitches.
Used as an exclaimation of joy when someone hooks up with someone they were previously in "The Friend Zone" with

Bro #1: I nailed her last night

Bro #2: Wasn't she the friend zone girl?
Bro #1: FTFZB

by mattboarder February 24, 2011

ftftw

fucking tits for the win

The LISC install meet was fucking tits

ftftw!

by rickgee November 11, 2008