2.5 ft of swaying death 

n
See girth; see length; see width
see also antonio

A penis.

That guy has 2.5 ft of swaying death!

2.5 ft of swaying death by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

National ft bf in shower day 

Where your gf or significant other has to ft and can’t turn down to ft while they shower

“I’m gonna call you soon, I gotta shower and it’s National ft bf in shower day”

National ft bf in shower day by Allluuukium November 8, 2021

freaky ft 

where two people masterbate while on a ft call

tell me why ole dude freaky ft my girl

freaky ft by souls on urban January 8, 2022

cheeto_ft_gggggntig 

very cool person!!! they are funny and have not posted in 1 year but they are alive 😊 anyway Cheetoftgggfftig is good friend

wow omg user cheeto_ft_gggggntig is so cool wow 😊

cheeto_ft_gggggntig by meowiwoweowlwkwk January 18, 2022

let's ft boo 

Let's not

You : Let's FT boo

Her: let's not :)

let's ft boo by Someone who doesn't want to FT February 5, 2019

16,010 ft 

16,010ft is "Higher than a Kite."
The world record for the highest kite ever flown is 16,009ft or 4,879m. 16,010 ft is one foot higher than the record, therefore "Higher than a kite.

I am so 16,010 ft after that joint.

16,010 ft by Heart Sticker May 21, 2019

National expose your friends on ft day 

Posting you friends horrible moments on FaceTime

Me : haven’t you heard?
Friend: about what???
Me: it’s National expose your friends on ft day❗️
Friend : Frr aii betttt

National expose your friends on ft day by Yannaaa pooh October 8, 2019