fountain of youth

two vomiting kids left and right

"i cannot come to the party, Dan. I have a fountain of youth situation at home."

by Krkič October 28, 2019

Italian Fountain

The forceful expulsion of fluids and/or solids from either mouth or ass.

My stomach was so bad, I was crapping like an Italian Fountain!

by Sic D July 15, 2015

friendly fountain

Three friends sitting in a row, two outer friends interlock fingers and stroke middle friends penis while pouring lube into top of interlocked fingers

Billy, Joe, and bob were arrested at the movie theatre the other night after they were caught red handed in the middle of a friendly fountain during the premiere of broke back mountain

by Timtimtimmy May 07, 2016

crotch fountain

What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion

She came so much I turned that pussy to a crotch fountain...

by Joe the garza May 01, 2015

Poseidon's Fountain

Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, but the water gets flung out of the toilet bowl onto the floor

Dude 1: Yo, why is there water on the floor?

Dude 2: Poseidon's Fountain struck again

Dude 1: Would you not clean it up?

by Badidasqitiman February 02, 2022

Greek Fountain

When 2 guys who are crossing swords ejaculate at the same time.

When we cross swords you should pace yourself so we can do a greek fountain.

by blacklodgebob November 25, 2015

movie fountain

When you go to a cinema and decide instead of missing any part of the movie you hold in any toilet trips you may need to have.

Dude i went to see transformers last week, biggest movie fountain EVER.

by hotkeys132 July 04, 2009