Grandma Jibs

A girl with an ugly face and messed up teeth, usually very obnoxious and/or overweight.

Grandma Jibs: This party is awesome!!! I'm all wasted and shit, yeah!!!

Me: Ohhh? That is neat. I'm going to call you Grandma Jibs.

Grandma Jibs: Why?!?

Me: Eh, don't worry about it.

Grandma Jibs: Cool!

by yeahbrotru September 2, 2009

grandma purse

A big purse that usually grandma's have but I have recently seen them on young ladies.

Ryann (sophmore) has a grandma purse.

by robby March 2, 2004

grandma bubbas

Amazing name for independent, confident, thing
In relations to names such as cyril and fat pat

I wish I was grandma bubbas

by Grandmabubbasandfatpat April 8, 2022

Japanese Grandma

A drink made with equal parts sake and prune juice.

I can't remember the rest of the night after I had that Japanese Grandma but I know I had the best shit of my life

by mortoniodizedsalt March 23, 2022

Grandma's Silver

A sleeping position in which 3 or more people rest in a spoon configuration.

"We had to fit four campers in that little tent, and it was friggin' cold, so we pulled a Grandma's Silver."

by K Strizzle October 24, 2011

Shit Grandma

A joke that usually has to do with the term "Shit Grandma", often rhyming the word shit to make some really great jokes.

Carter: "Hey guys wanna play modern warfare?"

Lukas: "I DONT KNOW BUT SHIT GRANDMA"

*The party goes wild, Carter dies, Obama is there*

by The grandma master November 15, 2020

Greasy Grandma

A stank-ass vagina. This cooter doesn’t get fishy, it gets greasy. This is a vagina that you can smell a mile away. It makes the room humid.

Oh my god who brought their girlfriend’s greasy grandma to the party? Don’t they know how to wash themselves?

by sworensen June 1, 2019