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1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.
Guy1: Nice racing man, how did you run so fast?
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.
by UnknowableOne May 25, 2016
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"Andrew cleared the room of women with his oppressive flirtulence"
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by ncldpl October 16, 2020
Get the Flirtfail mug.Flirting going on between non-lesbian girls. Usually in the form of compliments. Can happen in verbal conversations, via text message and/or online.
Cindy: Hey do you like my new dress?
Rachel: Oh yeah, you look amazing in it! But maybe you should show off your sexy legs some more.
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Rachel: Oh yeah, you look amazing in it! But maybe you should show off your sexy legs some more.
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by CupcakeMuffin July 13, 2009
Get the Chick Flirt mug.Flirting with someone while explaining to them how you are making your moves, in a way that results in an self-ironic sense of humor and charm, and talks about the elephant in the room to avoid awkwardness.
Dude, Jim just told that girl how he was going to use his moves on her, he is totally meta-flirting.
by Haardfilur June 20, 2016
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I want to know if Jessica is seeing someone. How do I find out without being awkward or putting her on the spot if she is?
Try second-hand flirting bro. Ask her best friend Mackenzie; she'll know.
Try second-hand flirting bro. Ask her best friend Mackenzie; she'll know.
by OmniMitch July 26, 2020
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