Beating off, pounding the pud, firing off some knuckle children, rubbing one out, launching a solo album, rubbing Don Rickles' head for good luck, having a menage a un, tasering the gnome.
by Sam is a Dick May 19, 2007
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by jackoffalltrade February 13, 2010
Crying while masturbating.
Ex: After Todd walked in on his girlfriend being boffed by his neighbor, he ran to the bathroom and immediately commenced to flog 'n sob.
"Hey, hear about what happened to Todd? I'll bet he's been floggin' 'n sobbin' all semester."
"Hey, hear about what happened to Todd? I'll bet he's been floggin' 'n sobbin' all semester."
by Jack 'n Slack May 17, 2009