flexation

The act of getting mortally injured or killed through the means of sealing the anus with Flex Seal. Injuries include internal bleeding, ulcers, and hemorrhoids.

The victim shown signs of flexation in the autopsy report.

by John U. Dictionary February 4, 2025

Flexes

show (something) off; flaunt.

"she flexes her power and success with a flick of her diamond-braceleted wrist"

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025

Flexes

a boastful statement or display.

"ridiculous flexes of exorbitant wealth"

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025

the fleas knees

When someone works with homeless people and gets infested with fleas.

Hey do you want to hang out with Sarah this weekend? No, that girl is the fleas knees.

by faithie822 February 19, 2017

Bush fleas

Crabs. Bugs in your private area.

Crystal is dirty as fuck spreading her bush fleas

by Shortbusridurr July 16, 2018

flarmesan fleas

fleas covered in Parmesan

Robert: Man, theres so many fleas!
Josh: Man, throw some Parmesan on them!!!
Robert: WHY?
Josh: Then they will be flarmesan fleas. It's a delicious snack.

by airplane34 October 1, 2018

Phallus Flexus

A dick that is big enough to compare yourself to others. It has at least 20 cm.

Look at Joseph, he has such a huge Phallus Flexus.

by SooSbürger November 30, 2018