Alexander

Alexander (Alex) will most of the times usually very shy, but as you get to know him, he will turn out to be not so bad aperson. He loves action, but doesnt usually hang around that many people. You will realize that as the years progress, he will be nicer, out there more, and more popular.

Alexander

by lizzie1123 November 10, 2012

Alexander

He is cute and Hitler fan boy

Girl: Omg its him.
Other girl: Yes

*Both screaming*

Alexander:
Scheiße, nein!!!!!

by sander fan October 18, 2020

Alexander

Alexander is a great guy, with awesome personality, humor and Taste in women, an Alexander is most of the time wealthy and will full-fill ur wildest dreams He is a Great Kisser and can please almost any women on this planet.

Damm I got kissed by this guy he was great at it. Oh it was probably an Alexander

by Bestgirl141617 September 27, 2018

alexander senior

The Alexander Senior otherwise known as the Gaius Whitus, Lanky Twatus is possibly the most retarded creature one shall ever meet. It is so retarded in fact, that it has developed a speech impediment intentionally. Similair to a Jai, who desperately believes he isn't fat and is as athletic as mo farah, it is so wound up over the way it looks and it often tries to flex his biceps, which fail miserably as they are closer to glorified twigs than anything remotely similar to any form of muscle. It is often offended when it hears such things, that it begins to say how much weight it can lift in the gym.
Avoid at all costs.
It has been in an intimate relationship with a horse before, which has only decreased his accumulative brain cell count.

"Oh shit what is that in the corner of the room"
"Ewww man I thinks that's an Alexander senior"
"Let's leave bro"
"Yeah"

by Furrylover69 October 28, 2018

Alexander Droushiotis

A dood who smok the good kush and like to cheat a poker.Typicaly fucks bitses and eats cereal out of the dishenwasher.
He like to annoy diabetic kids (John KFC Breen).Usually half gay and his bro look like he did 10 years in jail and got freed from beating up the guards. :)
Alex D=gay lord xd

yo once i fucked a Alexander Droushiotis and his cock extended to 2 inches

by yeetocus November 8, 2018

flanders

The half hairs that stick out from your ponytail that are because eo ripping your hair out from wearing ponytails.

My flanders were sticking up today, so I hairsprayed them down.

by Amiee the goat January 11, 2019

Alexander Abbey

A man who believes he looks like a model but waddles around like Pingu and will always ask his friends for tips on girls. An Alexander Abbey also has the popular chat up like "How you doin' " and needs great help with day to day chores and homework. An Alexander Abbey also enjoys a good visit to his household so tell your Alexander Abbey your coming for cakes and cricket

Girls: Hi Alexander Abbey, can you tell me the homework?
Alexander Abbey: How you doin'
Girls: Good thanks just need the homework thanks

*later by text to his friends*

Alexander Abbey: I think she likes me!

by ToastedGlove March 13, 2020