flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

Flatulent Bastard

A person that farts so much as to be labeled with the preceding title. Also, an illegitamate child that just farts a lot.

That guy in the corner is a real Flatulent Bastard!

by Boomerang Weiner January 13, 2007

flatterrhea

Excessive adoration and fawning over, expecially when undeserved.

"Shit...did y'all see John in that meeting? He had a serious case of flatterrhea!"

by FunkyB September 30, 2009

Flattering Yet Creepy

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.

The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.

by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018

sub-cranial-flatulence

The proverbial "brain fart". Also known as "scf". Making a silly mistake. A small, yet ridiculous blunder.

"I was suffering from some sort of "sub-cranial-flatulance" that day, my bad."

"You should take sumthin' fer that "SCF" of yours... "

by Fish October 15, 2004

Flatulent Fluff

A word used by vocabulary nazis, meaning the act of fluffing a pillow with flatulence so that the person about to sleep will lay their head down and smell ass.

Man 1 says, "I'm about to go to bed."
Man 2 runs ahead of Man 2 and hits Man 1's pillow with the flatulent fluff.
Man 1 goes to bed and as soon as he puts his head down, he says, "Ewwwww. Why the hell does my pillow smell like ass?!?!"
Man 2 laughs.

by Ticonderoga April 19, 2006

flattie

Slang name for someone who believes that Earth is flat, i.e., not spheroid.

Dude, did you just call me a flattie? You just flat-shamed me!
Yeah, I'm a flattie and proud of it, you globetard.

by Spellking August 24, 2017