Flarn

(flärn) noun, a faux Gaelic word for fart - especially around st. patrick's day.
(flärn) verb, to fart.

noun. After I quaff a bunch of Guinness and eat some gabbage, I will whistle out a foul flarn or two before I have to make a poo. verb. Green beer will make me flarn like Timmy McKleeny's prize heffer.

by sammerofthegoods April 20, 2010

flare

Any unwanted accessory that must be worn by your place of employment.

Just see the movie Office Space

by Mia February 5, 2004

flarp

In music, a note that is so completely wrong or out-of-tune that it is impossible to determine whether it is flat or sharp.

"That last chord sounded pretty flarp to me."

by Mara the Obscure March 9, 2005

flarf

all of the non-bud trimmings of a marijuana plant used to make hash

"Dude I just finished harvesting and i have a massive bag of flarf to make hash with.

by pseudo-smoker August 18, 2010

Flarp

A safe, clean way to cuss. Flarp most often replaces F**k.

n. Flarp
v. Flarpin'
"Flarp you, I don't like you either."
"I can't believe you got me this gift. I flarpin' love you!"

by J.J. Georvid September 23, 2016

flarf

The act of blowing air into your partners anus.

"I was out with this chick last night, we totally flarfed each other".

by mrintegrity June 22, 2016

Scooter Flare

The scooter flare is when you are on a hill fucking someone on a scooter, then you release your hormones into your loved one and finally after having the lustful moment, you tie him/her to the scooter and kick her down the hill. This shows your appreciation to the relationship.

Tonight was sick, I gave her the amazing scooter flare

by xLiam OSullivan September 8, 2016