the defensive linemen smashed into the offense line and got his finger tape caught in the center's mullmet, ripping out a huge hunk of hair.
by sammerofthegoods February 07, 2011
(flärn) noun, a faux Gaelic word for fart - especially around st. patrick's day.
(flärn) verb, to fart.
(flärn) verb, to fart.
noun. After I quaff a bunch of Guinness and eat some gabbage, I will whistle out a foul flarn or two before I have to make a poo. verb. Green beer will make me flarn like Timmy McKleeny's prize heffer.
by sammerofthegoods April 20, 2010
I got a serious infestation of undie bugs at The Scratchin' Post last time the had dollar lap dance night.
by sammerofthegoods March 26, 2010