sammerofthegoods's definitions

mullmet

(mull-MET) noun. a long hair style that hangs out of the back of a helmet.

the defensive linemen smashed into the offense line and got his finger tape caught in the center's mullmet, ripping out a huge hunk of hair.

by sammerofthegoods February 24, 2011

Flarn

(flärn) noun, a faux Gaelic word for fart - especially around st. patrick's day.
(flärn) verb, to fart.

noun. After I quaff a bunch of Guinness and eat some gabbage, I will whistle out a foul flarn or two before I have to make a poo. verb. Green beer will make me flarn like Timmy McKleeny's prize heffer.

by sammerofthegoods April 20, 2010

undie bugs

(un•DEE• bəgs)
noun
pubic lice. crabs, crab lice.

I got a serious infestation of undie bugs at The Scratchin' Post last time the had dollar lap dance night.

by sammerofthegoods March 26, 2010