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Fender Bender

When your not a BACKPACK RIDER, your a Fender Bender...

Noun. (1) A person that bumps into people constantly (3 or more) while in a crowded hallway. (2) Someone who steps on your shoes and messes them up, whether its denting them or just dirtying them up.

Verb. To Fender Bend or Fender Bending
Scott: Yo, Esther, you fender bender. Hop off my swag and stop fender bending me, my shoes are getting dirty.

Esther: MONG! I didn't fender bend you, you stupid backpack rider!
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Fender Bender

1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.
Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.
by casdebom April 25, 2010
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Fender Lizard

Definition #2 A "Fender Lizard" is one who can be found crawling under fenders admiring the suspension of that particular vehicle. Very popular in the Off Road Community especially as the vehicles line up for inspection or at the start line.
A dude with a flatbill hat and black socks with his head stuck between a tire and fender of a Trophy Truck may be refered to as a "Fender Lizard". He may even take a picture on his cell phone of the impressive suspension to send his fellow flatbillers back home...
by Capt Fender Lizard April 5, 2010
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jim fenner

Scottish slang for a ten pound note a (tenner). Invented after Jim Fenner, a character in BBC's Bad Girls.
by Mark Young46 May 14, 2008
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Fencer

NOUN
A term given to a person/people engaged in Male homosexual behavior in which the two gentlemen are using their male parts as swords in sexual battle against each other with very arousing results.

See Verb--Fencing
Did you meet Steve? He is a total fencer.
by MrSmarts1986 November 24, 2010
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fender bender

sucking dong and jerking 2 others as one man rubs his ass on the back of your head
"After the fender bender she has to wash her hair hardcore."
by kenny b October 11, 2006
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fesser

Any person who attends or loves FESS. Mainly Rob, Chris, and Sean. See related words i love fess, beffer, genius.
Living a fair distance from FESS, i can't wait til i get to go see those FESSers.
by Meh August 19, 2003
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