felchkin

when you felch someone while they're shitting on the toilet.

(this is a combination of felching and a blumpkin)

"Jojo Siwa got the fattest fucking felchkin from Turkish Quandale Dingle at the Tiktok rizz party!"

by skibidifelchmaxingbomboclat April 9, 2024

Feltching Ferret

A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.

Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum

by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024

Feltching

When one fucks his buddy in the ass and then sucks the cum back out.

I was feltching with Bruce last night. What a mouthful I got!

by Mr. Kimber January 15, 2025

feltching fairy

A man who sucks the cum out of another man’s asshole

Conner is such a feltching fairy

by 423Royalty July 8, 2025

Celery Feltching

The act of sticking a celery stick up your partner's anus after ejaculating in said anus, and collecting the 'poo-naise' on the celery stick to enjoy as a healthy snack.

Jim, you absolute celery feltcher! insult

Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question

by TheCeleryFeltcher April 3, 2024

Urban Feltching

Urban feltching is the act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass with a plastic straw usually in a warehouse or dilapidated dwelling. See crack den for reference

My nans mate Linda, She’s concerned about the urban feltching going on at the local community centre. She gone learn today!

by Breadguy December 12, 2024

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021