Fap

fap - a code word used to masturbate usually used by males.

me and my friends have started using this word recently since we heard of its meaning.

we use it as part of a scale of how far someone has 'gone' with a girl.

gandered - kissing
fap - petting
pwned - intercourse

Alfie: pwned her yet then?
Adam: nah just fapped, and gandered.
Alfie:k

by Treulf October 7, 2006

Fap

This is when an old man tries to masturbate but he is so old that his erection is still floppy.

Grandad is shaking his flacid penis.. oh wait, he is fapping.

by Shornathon! February 11, 2009

FAP

Also Facebook Applications Phenomenon - Usually refers to the annoying practice of spamming everyone you know on Facebook. With endless Facebook Applications such as Farmville, Friend For The Day. My Family, iHeart, and much, much more, it is common for a newbie to become a FAP troll. Most experienced Facebook users just block the app or apps and wait patiently for new users to learn the ropes rather than insult the neophyte by pointing out their garish behavior.

(1) Wait awhile before you fbf Sharon...she's still in FAP mode.

(2) I just block all the FAP spam so I don't have to deal with it.

by Wordturne May 22, 2010

Fap

the act of whipping your balls onto someone else's body

yo guy i was fucking my gf and my balls fapped her ass till it turned red

by redweeezzzy May 27, 2009

Fap

Acronym for FAT ASS PUSSY. FAP is also a descriptor for a really good pussy that belongs to a girl that is thick not fat but thick and has a good fucking personality.

Definition # 2

The anti-fupa movement also associated with guys and for that matter girls who can't stand bitch ass girls who have fooomotherfuckingpa regardless if they are skinny or not

Yo...did you see that

YEAH man....that girl had a smile between her legs

Yeah man lemme get some of that FAP

Yo what that mean

FAT ASS PUSSY!!!

What that

Shit you can't get

Sucka you fuck WAP

What that...check the definition bitch

Example #2

Yo man my girl got fupa....

WHAT THE FUCK BITCH

Yo girl better have FAP motherfucker

Were after that soul food not the gristle and fuck those atkins skinny ass bitches gimme some of that FAP BITCH....

by FoundingPop1 March 30, 2009

Fap

n. the sound made while masturbating. v. farting and crapping at the same time.

Get out of the bathroom,I have to take a fap!

by Suenu'u Faatoalia March 4, 2008

FAP

Acronyn for Fake American President

Did you hear, FAP is tweeting in his bathrobe again.

by Joe Colderson February 25, 2017