Fail

Fail- {Fāl} (v.) To not accomplish the goal of; To be unsuccesful in completion; Unable to do the requirement of. (n.) One who is unsuccessful in completion; One who is unable to do the requirements of or one who does not accomplish the goal of.

Synonyms: (v.) Unsuccessful (n.) Faux Pas, Irony
Antonyms: (v.) Succeed, Accomplish (n.) Success

Joe: "Hey, let me throw those darts."
Bob: "Okay."

Bob gave Joe the darts.

Joe threw the darts, but missed his intended target.
Joe: "Oh no, I failed."
Bob: "No offense, but that makes you a failure.

by Vlademire February 16, 2010

Tail Fail

Unable to ejaculate man gloop inside the womb of a desirable female due to being intoxicated.

Geoffery: 'What what dear chap, did you manage to unload a jar of man mayonnaise into that philly with the big bangers from the polo club last night?'

Rupert: 'Unfortunately I had one too many Scotch's and after one hour of bumping and grinding I experienced tail fail'.

Geoffery: 'Queer'.

by Jagdog June 9, 2011

Failed Abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber

by NightHunter November 9, 2011

Smiley fail

When you save a smiley on MSN Messenger or other and it pops up without it being your intention and ruins your message.

Henrik: The other day my aunt asked me on MSN what she should get me for christmas. I wrote that I had not thought of anything special. When I looked up from my keyboard the P in special had been replaced by a penis.

Eirik: Ooh. thats an Epic Smiley Fail. What did she say?

Henrik: She pretended like nothing, but it kind of ended the whole conversation though....

Eirik: Obviously... And it probably decreased the value of your christmas present by 50%...

Henrik: Damn Msn.

by Mr Ragga N`Chips November 24, 2009

Foster fail

Someone who fosters an animal just until it can be adopted but ends up adopting it themselves

"I fostered this cat but fell in love with her and ended up adopting her myself. I'm such a foster fail!"

by tickler0001 September 25, 2020

made of fail

Lacking in coolness. Bad at something. Used as a descriptive term when either seriously or jokingly telling someone that they suck.

Lolcats are made of fail.

That guy stood me up. He's so made of fail.

by Bonnie B. August 20, 2007

Failed Abortion

When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.

"Someone please end my misery"

"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."

by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017