Counter facial

When you Try to give a woman a facial but she catches the spunk in her mouth and spits it in your face instead.
Fuck sake bro I was gonna cum on her fave but she did a counter facial
by SpasticWanker June 23, 2019
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Facial Blindness

Temporary face blindness (prosopagnosia) caused by a facial. Usually due to placement of cum in ones eyes.
I didn't know which way to face and smile for the camera because I had facial blindness after Steve directed his load into my eye. Luckily I found a towel.
by M2RE July 15, 2013
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Cincinnati Facial

A Cincinnati Facial is a sex act in which a group of men stand in a circle around a kneeling subject (usually female) and simultaneously fap. After every man in the circle has splooged, the subject's face should be completely covered in trouser gravy. The man who was last to jizz must now lick the subject's face completely clean of cum. After this has been done, the first man to splooge fucks the subject. This act is similar to both bukakke and soggy biscuit.
Brad: The guys and I gave Heather a Cincinnati Facial.
Derek: No way! Did you have to lick it off?
by Fakename Bill August 03, 2014
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facial station

A person who is constantly getting their face spunked on.
That dude is always getting it on the face! It's because he is a facial station.
by Sin Docker June 21, 2014
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facial frenching

When you blow a load on your partner's face then start french kissing
Hey Rob you hear what Tom did with his girlfriend

Ya man he was facial frenching her at that party all night
by B00ner April 20, 2017
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boberry facial

When you smother the icing of a boberry biscuit from Bojangles all over your face. It will appear that you have been jizzed on. Must be done in a public Bojangles.
Ron bought a six-pack of boberry biscuits. He then rubbed one on his face to give himself a boberry facial.
by waytoochill2 March 20, 2014
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Facial Pubes

When a teen/young man has excessive fluffy facial hair of which doesnt reach the standard of a normal beard.
My friend has a pathetic beard, as matter of fact I wouldnt call it a beard I'd call it Facial Pubes.
by Dr. Crow December 14, 2008
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