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accidental facial

When you accidentally ejaculate on your face while masturbating. Usually this occurs when you are lying on your back and you forget which way your penis is pointing.
I gave myself an accidental facial this morning - it was an unpleasant surprise.
by cman23 October 11, 2020
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facial frenching

When you blow a load on your partner's face then start french kissing
Hey Rob you hear what Tom did with his girlfriend

Ya man he was facial frenching her at that party all night
by B00ner April 20, 2017
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Facial Blindness

Temporary face blindness (prosopagnosia) caused by a facial. Usually due to placement of cum in ones eyes.
I didn't know which way to face and smile for the camera because I had facial blindness after Steve directed his load into my eye. Luckily I found a towel.
by M2RE August 26, 2013
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Counter facial

When you Try to give a woman a facial but she catches the spunk in her mouth and spits it in your face instead.
Fuck sake bro I was gonna cum on her fave but she did a counter facial
by SpasticWanker June 23, 2019
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boberry facial

When you smother the icing of a boberry biscuit from Bojangles all over your face. It will appear that you have been jizzed on. Must be done in a public Bojangles.
Ron bought a six-pack of boberry biscuits. He then rubbed one on his face to give himself a boberry facial.
by waytoochill2 April 27, 2014
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Transylvanian facial

usually consisting of 2 women, one being on her menstrual cycle, the act is considered a golden shower, but with blood instead.
Trudi"oh i just watched twilight and im so hot!"
Stephen"oooh baby lets do the Transylvanian facial!"
by Johnny Von Zombie November 30, 2009
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Facial Pubes

When a teen/young man has excessive fluffy facial hair of which doesnt reach the standard of a normal beard.
My friend has a pathetic beard, as matter of fact I wouldnt call it a beard I'd call it Facial Pubes.
by Dr. Crow December 20, 2008
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