Evil

aka girls, girls are evil I have proof...

Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
Therefore
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And beacause money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
Therefore
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)

In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...

by Triple J May 1, 2005

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Eniola

Eniola is a name for a king or queen. It is a name that demands respect for the love they brought into the world. If you come across an Eniola don’t be frightened by their glow, it will help you as well get closer to your true being. However, do not take an Eniola for granted. Loyalty Matters Most To Eniola and the rewards are fruitful.

I was introduced to Eniola today, what a blooming presence they have.

by Sir.Enny January 20, 2021

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evil fucking bitch

a bitch thats never satisfied with u and is always cold and bitter.

"Nuthin can please that evil fucking bitch! Not even if my dick was platinum!"

by closer2mario September 22, 2008

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evil dildo

A hidden track at the end of Burger Queen by Placebo. The story behind it is that Brian Molko forgot to take his name out of the phonebook after the first Placebo album was realeased and there was a message on his answer machine with a sort of Steven Hawking voice. It's a creepy song.

"Hey motherf**ker, I'm after you. I know where you live.

I will f**k you up the ass and I will sneak into your room and cut your cock off and stuff it in my mouth and chew it up with my little teeth"

hmm evil dildo

by _Katie_ May 30, 2006

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