Eveleen

The most beautiful, smart, funny{, and kind girl you’ll ever meet. You’ll be lucky to get one of these since other guys will ask her out daily.

“Hey what’s that cuties name over there?”
“Yo man that’s eveleen, you don’t stand a chance.”

by AzianInvazion December 16, 2017

Evelyn

A cool girl with a lot to say but keeps it to herself sometimes.

Evelyn seems quiet.

by Leenda January 18, 2018

Evelyn

The current state of urban dictionary names
(Thottery)

A sweet, caring female. She tries hard, and doesn't give up too easily. Evelyn's sometimes look older than they really are, and will sometimes act older to fit in. She attracts many males, but she ignores them because she will usually have her heart belonging to someone else. She is very beautiful, intelligent, and has many great features. Honesty and creativity are important to her. Even though she has a very troubling past, she does her best to move forward. When she is in love, it is very obvious. Evelyn's make the best girlfriends, and are very passionate!

See my point? The fuckboi is strong in this one.

by Fuckboi447 June 7, 2018

best band ever

Something that will never exist, especially given the fact that everyone thinks that thier own personal fave is "teh best band evar!1!1!!1!one!".

"Hi. I am a random urbandictionary.com user and I think that _____ is the best band ever."
"Wrong."

by nikkan_hanil July 29, 2004

The Best Word Ever

See:Fuck

The word that can describe any emotion possible

1.Excitment
2.Sadness
3.Anger
4.Stupidity (usually other peoples)
5.Disgust
6.Disappointment
7.Fright
8.Confusion
9.Happiness
10.Shame (usually if your ashamed by someone else ie.your parents)
11.Anything Else People Can Feel

ex.

#1.I am so fucking psyched
#2.Fucking gutted....
#3.Fuck that!!!!
#4.You are such a fucking fucktard you know that?
#5.Ewww!, you fucking creep!!!
#6.Fuck...Man i was really counting on this/you
#7.Arrggghh!, holy fuck man not cool!!!
#8.What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
#9.Yes!!!, fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!
#10.Man...you just a dick...Wtf do you think your doing man?....God...Fucking *sigh*...
11.FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Such versatility truly makes fuck The Best Word Ever

by FucktardedScarecrow July 31, 2009

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?

A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

by jordypresto0418 February 6, 2021

ever what

Another way of saying "whatever" to provide added emphasis showing that you don't care.

Ever what!

by blarghvierdes July 21, 2010