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empty birthday

The celebration of a birthday of someone who has passed away or left in some way
Last week we celebrated Sargent Thompson's empty birthday
by Mr.James August 7, 2014
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Empty bubbles

Any place that's hard to get to and (in the speaker's opinion) invariably not worth the effort.
"For profit internet colleges are not worth the effort, they are just empty bubbles."
by Zed Numar August 2, 2021
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Empty koolaid

When you bust a nut so many times that your testicules look like a empty koolaid pouch
John was in an orgy recently and I heard he got an empty koolaid pouch
by Jaun Marston January 10, 2019
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Empty Crying

Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.
Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes
by MarchTheMifwau August 31, 2018
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Empty Sock

The act of placing one's scrotom into another's butthole (or your own butthole). The testicles must remain outside of the hole. This is usually done by using ones finger to insert the scrotom.
How is your relationship with Alex?

Well he made me his Dobby, and gave me an empty sock.
by Ezpeezy April 13, 2020
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Emptying Out

When you sit on the toilet for over an hour trying to shit all your shit out.
Girl: Heyyyyy come on over my parents aren't home ;)
Guy: Sorry, I cannot. I am emptying out right now.
Girl: EWWWW GROSS WTF WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT
by Harry B. Alls February 9, 2021
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Paragon of emptiness

Well if among the democrats running for president in 2020 Tulsi Gabbard was my Paragon of virtue, my Paragon of emptiness for the same cohort would be pocahontas Warren
by Sexydimma December 26, 2021
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