Emergency Suicide

Having a thing that can kill you instantly beside you at all times.

I am allergic to nuts, so I have a Nutella jar with me for an Emergency Suicide.

by Verboser284 April 20, 2020

Emergency Meal

The meal you get at a restaurant you've never been to and you are unfamiliar with all of the menu items.

Waiter: "What can I get you?" Me: "Umm, chicken strips and fries." Waiter: "That's kind of a basic choice." Me: "Sorry, it's my emergency meal."

by AbnormalJay November 23, 2016

Salsa Emergency

An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.

Salsa Emergency!!

I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.

I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.

by The_Hawk August 5, 2009

Indoor Emergency

An Indoor Emergency is the causality of an ironic anxiety when looking at the outside from the inside. The emergency that we are grappling with in this space is a suffering from a perpetual, systematic disconnection from nature.

2020 was a shared indoor emergency: a feeling of helplessness from an isolation not only away from people but also from natural environments.

by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021

Verge Emerge

The act of appearing, suddenly and unexpectedly, from behind a bush while shouting "Verge Emerge". Usually to scare a passer by or friend.

Seen as the opposite to Bush Push

Dude!. I was walking to uni today and someone totally pulled a verge emerge on me.

by The Sitdownasaurus May 5, 2011

Weed Emergency

When you have an emergency wherein everything is incredibly chill whiles you aren't high and you know that a joint would make it a lot better.

Dude." "Yeah?" "This is so chill right now.. It's like a emergency.." "What?" "Dude... It's a weed emergency.

by diggleroop54 June 21, 2011

Sardine Emergency

Something very important that comes up on thursday afternoon so you can miss work on Friday and go to Sevilla and eat sardines instead.

Alvaro will not be in the office today he had a sardine emergency

by Littletwerp May 3, 2008