elooseory

Describes a contract or statement regarding how "willing" a gal is, but one that is not worded in a clear and easy-to-understand way.

One should be super-cautious about believing casual promises of intimacy from random girls --- often these agreements are very elooseory.

by QuacksO December 30, 2019

elopod

elopod;means that an elephant is an a zoo

mom look at the cool elopod

by altface August 31, 2020

Elope

To say you're getting eloped but then you tell all your friends to come to your wedding but only via Zoom.

"We are getting eloped would you like to attend via zoom?"

by iobject37 September 7, 2020

eloise longmuir

Eloise Longmuir is a magestical beautiful creature that likes to hunt fear. This creature is a massive bully that will not hesitate to take you out. During sexual reproduction it bites off and eats the male (Tom sims) creatures head, and devours it!

Eloise Longmuir is a predator

by Tom Sim October 22, 2020

elpso

a nickname used in the ancient Rome to describe warriors that their dick wouldn't get hard

he such an elpso , his dick did not get hard even with all those women

by kreitom October 23, 2020

elpso

elpso is a nickname used in ancient Rome to describe a warrior that his dick wouldn't get hard. Could also be gay

he is such an elpso defining why his dick didn't get hard even with all those women.

by kreitom October 23, 2020

Eloise

A person named Eloise is drastically.... uh.... different. They don’t give a crap about anything you say, but she will give you candy in math class. She is overall a...interesting friend, but at times she can be really dark. Like REALLY dark. She is really smart, but she is also common sense dumb AF. She’a a great friend. 😽

Boy 1: Hey Eloise, your really pretty and I was wondering if you wanted to date?
Eloise: EWWWWW! HELL NO! FUCK OFF!

Boy 2: Yo! Dude! Your really ugly! Wanna hang?
Eloise: HELL YA!

by roastingGMS November 1, 2020