Dirty Eithan

When your about to cum, and a the other person grabs your balls, causing you to shart all over them.

Damn shawty you just pulled a Dirty Eithan all over the place.

by DirtyEarWorm69 April 2, 2022

you either

you either something or something

you either a crewmate or an impostor

by MY REACTION TO THAT July 22, 2022

They're either doing it or they're not

If I'm right, I'm right.

Hym "They're either doing it or they're not. I don't have to accept incredulity just because you don't want to tell a blind person whether or not he was correct when he asserted that the sky was blue. 'Well, I guess you need to find a way to become not blind.' I'm not doing it. 'Well, you're blind so there's nothing you can do about it.' And you're the one mocking the blind as they flounder around in the dark. You just want me to let you lead me. You want me to HAVE to let you lead me. It's a mandate. I'm not doing it. I'm not suffering the consequences of your own decisions I'm suffer at your hands."

by Hym Iam January 1, 2024

National Bully Eitan Day!!

On this day, everyone in the whole entire universe MUST bully Eitan in every way, shape, and form. (January 5th)

Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what today is?
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)

by Emma Slays January 4, 2024

National Bully Eitan Day!!

On this wonderful day, all you get to do it bully your fellow peers named Eitan. Whenever you see a person named Eitan, you must look him (or her its 2024) in the eyes and pee on his little sister and make his sister hug him for 5 minutes straight and put it on the hub

Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what day it is today!!
Smelly Eitan: What???
Person one: National bully Eitan day!!
Eitan: NOOOOO!!!
Person one: YES U STINKY TURD!! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR BALLS!!!

by Emma Slays January 9, 2024

DIDN'T EVER EITHER SAWL IT

What a toddler replies when they are caught doing something their not supposed to...example: son did you pull up all that catnip in the garden,he threw his hands up and said didn'tever either sawl it mom..!

Did you let the dog out the front door.....?
Shrugs Didn't ever either sawl it....

by Kanw6596 May 10, 2025

Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

.

Person 343: Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025