Dutch Passport

When a man or woman uses there dirty ring hole to stamp thier partners body like a dutch passport.

friend 1- didn't see you on the weekend, where were you?
friend 2 - met this girl and she hooked me up with a dutch passport.

by erniec March 17, 2011

dutch windsor

The act of giving a hand job while someone ties your tie or receiving one while you tie their tie

Freds dick was raw after tying the entire wedding parties ties with Dutch Windsors

by terminal288 June 5, 2016

Dutch Drunk

When you're so drunk that people can't tell if you're drunk or Dutch.

Andy was Dutch drunk on Saturday night, I couldn't understand a word he said!

by Rik Rik Rak May 1, 2020

Fap Ditch

When your conversational partner uses masturbation as an excuse to stop talking to you.

Tom: So like i was saying, after my dad died...my life has really sucked.

Bob: Dude thats lame...anyway...im gonna jerk off now, see you later!

Tom: a Fap Ditch? realy? >:(

by tytheguy February 20, 2011

double-sided dutch squirtfest

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

by jerome612 May 4, 2017

bitch in the ditch

A washed-up hoe who has ruined any future career prospects for herself by being a bitch. A high scorer in the national thottery. Someone who has hit rock bottom by being unprofessional, lazy, disrespectful or offensive.

Rebecca: she totally had it going on until she blew the manager and then told his wife over text.
stacey: she's a 'bitch in the ditch' now

by missbooboo7000 February 21, 2019

Dutched

The act of getting tricked by a particular event. Commonly used as a handball term

"Surely I can't get out because the ball hit the crack" "Nah man you're out you got dutched"

by Dutchy448 June 5, 2017