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driving asian

The act of driving horribly with little regard to those drivers around them. Typically characterized by weaving, sudden lane changes, lack of signaling, too slow or more than likely, too fast. Generally the driver, if seen, is a woman of any age and of Asian decent performing the act of using a cell phone to talk and/or text, apply makeup, drink an espresso latte, etc. Such drivers are nearly always driving a Lexus or some other expensive car, and many drive expensive, large SUV's like an Escalade or Hummer.
Dude, watch out for that big white Escalade with the driver who looks the size a 5 year old, she is most definitely driving Asian!
by Mahogany Ride August 22, 2007
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Dumpster Diving

1) When you decide to go a a venue or social gathering of questionable merit, such as a party or bar, with the purpose/intention of making sexual advances on women (or men) on the bottom half of the aesthetics scale (IE:Rotund/Ugly/
Chubby/Unkempt/Annoying/Lazy Eyed people).


2) Going out with the intention of bringing someone home you would never introduce to you parents under any circumstances. This can also include, in addition to the criteria listed in (1), morally questionable individuals including but not limited to: sluts, whores, hard drug users, christians, vegans, scientologists, creationists, Mtn Dew Drinkers, people who self diagnose them selfs with attention deficit disorder (Like, OMG I am so ADD), people who wear UGG boots with skirts when its 70 degrees out (Fahrenheit, Celsius you would die), people who wear UGG boots period, bi-curious people and people who Majored in Business.
Andrew: Yo man what you doing this weekend?
Chris: Hey we should go to "Player's" and go dumpster diving!
Andrew" $100 if you go home with a 200 ponder.
Chris: *Thinks*
Chris: Fuck yes


Stu: I went dumpster diving last night and woke up with a hippo.
Andrew: You slept with your mom?
Stu: Fuck you
by Doodie Brown April 1, 2009
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Cave Diving

When one is to shove their head into a woman's anus during sexual intercourse.
dave: i totally got some last night man
ryan: yeah dude?
dave: yeah i went cave diving, fuckin mess!
by lordboshington December 21, 2009
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Dringus

Someone that looks extremely stupid. their face is simply - Durrrrrr...
Ey did u check out that guy on the tube the other day???HE looked like a fucking Dringus
by StraightupLibertad January 27, 2010
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dumpster diving

looking through someone's trash to find something of interest. one man's trash is another man's treasure!
we went dumpster diving and found an old projection TV!
by MV June 30, 2001
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Pearl Diving

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).
That lickity split lesbian won an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving - she barely ever comes up for air!
by Shit_4_Brains September 14, 2007
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Slalom Driving

A dangerous method of driving used in regions where severe winter weather shits up the roads causing enormous potholes that than have to be avoided in an alpine like style. This type of driving usually continues on until construction season,when drivers get to be unhappy about road obstructions in the form of assholes who can't direct traffic.
Yo, the roads were such a mess I was slalom driving all the way to work.
by misanthropic guest speaker March 12, 2009
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