Give her your drivers license

To end a relationship in an awkward way, to break up with.

I'd heard that you and Heather were fighting, but I didn't know you were going to give her your drivers license.

by TLB123 February 9, 2012

Forced Diversity

EVERY movie, tv show, or game that dares to feature any major or even supporting character that is dark-skinned, female, lesbian or gay immediately triggers the internet man-babies into foam-at-the-mouth butt-hurt ravings about how they are being oppressed by being forced to look at someone who isn't just like them. Their viewing or gaming experience is just ruined by all this "SJW woke leftist agenda brainwashing" to force them to acknowledge others.

Is there a movie, game or show with a strong woman as protagonist? Feminist propaganda!! Where a white man does something bad or is just a shitty person in general? Misandry!! Is a black person playing a hero? Oh please, Hollywood, I'm on to your game!! Like black people exist! Is a woman character skilled in martial arts or any other type of hand-to-hand combat who maybe even kicks a man's ass once or twice? THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN women are far too fragile to beat up any man!! They can bitch and moan for days on end about this shit, because just like everything else that exists in this world, they think the film industry belongs to them and any other group has no right to it. Apparently only white males should act in movies or shows and they are going to shit themselves in rage every time they watch anything until Hollywood gives in to their demands and stops "forcing" them to acknowledge or accept diversity! They're mentally ill man-babies and should be ignored forever. Too bad they never shut up.

Forced Diversity - A term used by whiny bitch men to express their outrage at other people living on their planet.

Man-baby - "So the trailer for the Game of Thrones spinoff dropped yesterday. I was looking forward to the show but then I noticed there's a black Targaryen in it and now I know it's gonna suck ass. I'll just never be able to enjoy the story now. Stop putting black people in my shows, Hollywood!"

by LauRenFree March 20, 2022

diversity

Something White people hate and feel that every single black person who is in university or at a high paying job didn't earn that position. Even though they know little of that person's life.

What makes a society great but white people are afraid of it.

A bunch of skinheads attacked a black kid on a university campus. The black kid then had to apologize to the skinheads who handed his ass to him.

Diversity

by dkdkdkkdkfvg July 5, 2006

drivesturbation

Masturbating while driving

I was getting tired on a long drive so I engaged in drivesturbation to help wake myself up.

by Clemchowder November 10, 2013

drivesterbating

To masturbate while driving, or when your'e stuck in traffic and you need some pleasure.

Driver 1 (in car with window open) : *drivesterbating*

Driver 2 (in other car) : WTF?

Driver 1: Hey wtf you lookin at

by Calvin0101 May 18, 2014

Drivers Rights

Any type of blunt, J, Spliff, Joint rolled in ones car, will be sparked by said driver, as is drivers rights. Basically the driver gets the first hits on any joint rolled it there car.

Passenger; "I've just rolled a phat one"
Driver; "Drivers Rights" then proceeds to spark the joint and toke away

by HighAfHun September 6, 2015

Diversity Shrew

The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.

If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.

Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!

by Lord Ownage December 17, 2017