a shitty music group that said it was going to be their year for 6 years before disbanding because it was never going to be their year.
by REALBIGDICKDANTE July 20, 2022

Diversion testicles are a set of rubber testicles that you hold up in the air and shake like a bell. The purpose of diversion testicles are to distract your co-workers from eating a meat and cheese platter, so you can surreptitiously sneak under the radar and eat the platter yourself.
Dale held up some diversion testicles during a staff meeting to distract his coworkers from the snack platter that was in front of them. Dale then ate the snack platter while his coworkers were distracted.
by Ghjskdldh July 31, 2021

by 100% White Milk December 24, 2019

A way of saying that a group of people are cosmetically different while believing in the same values.
by 908-0980-98 February 14, 2022

The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.
If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.
If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.
Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!
by Lord Ownage December 17, 2017

"Diverse it up" is a loose and friendly term meaning to try different things for the sake of change, or even inclusion. Try green salsa! Polka dots, not stripes. Hire the other kid, not your nephew. Vote for someone who does not look like you.
In a surreptitiously recorded conversation in the Abbey Road studio, producer George Martin told the boys they needed to diverse it up, and add some horns to the song, "All You Need Is Love".
by ElCommissioner May 30, 2019
