Colton decided to steal the girlfriend of another guy and thought the other dude wouldn't find out and be pissed. He is a dipshit.
by devindonigian November 21, 2014
Get the dipshitmug. 
A dipshit is a totally useless person with no excuse for their uselessness. Dipshittery is not tied to socioeconomic factors, physical or mental impairment, current life situation, or past experiences. It is an inherent character trait that manifests due to how the afflicted uniquely perceive things, prioritize their values, and incompetently interpret, respond to, and analyze events occurring around them. Unfortunately, there are no known treatments or cures. Being a dipshit is a lifelong ailment.
Hey, you know Todd. I heard he spent the day renaming all the files on his computer at work so they would be more organized; then he dropped his girlfriend off at Jim's house so he could go to the pound and adopt 3 kittens. What a fucking dipshit.
by j s August 15, 2022
Get the Dipshitmug. A person who is dense in the head - as if they have literally dipped their head in shit and now their senses are dulled.
They expect the rest of reality to match their stupid-ass vision.
They expect the rest of reality to match their stupid-ass vision.
Me: "I was going to take my drink with me, but that dipshit thought it would be better to enforce th rules."
Other Person: "Wow, what a dipshit: A person who is dense, and seems to have dipped their entire head into a pile of shit."
Me: "I know, right? That's some textbook shit right there."
Other Person: "Wow, what a dipshit: A person who is dense, and seems to have dipped their entire head into a pile of shit."
Me: "I know, right? That's some textbook shit right there."
by midinerd April 1, 2019
Get the dipshitmug. A group of dumbasses who feed off the stupidity of each other are either going to be very entertaining or very annoying or both
by DT8 November 6, 2021
Get the Merry band of dipshitsmug. Does a fortnite dance at a funeral
by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020
Get the Fortnite dipshitmug.