dilf namjoon

dilf namjoon is Kim Namjoon, but as a dilf. 🥵🥵🥵😘😘😘😫😫😫

Person 1: hey bro, what’s a dilf namjoon?
Person 2: Namjoon is a dad I’d like to fuck
Person 1: Namjoon is a true dilf

by DilfNamjoonIsMyKink November 10, 2020

Space DILF

A sexually attractive older male with children that plays a space sim MMO (i.e. Star Citizen). They are commonly found among communities of reputable and competitive PvP organizations, such as Avengers Squadron (AVS).

Fran and BrE from AVS are my favorite space DILFs, I get moist everytime I watch them fight in Star Citizen's Arena Commander.

by Betrayr December 02, 2022

DILF Flipping

When two couples come together for shenanigans and focus their time, for the duration of the the experience, on the opposite spouse; this experience is has previously been known as wife swapping. DILF Flipping is a non-patriarchal, modern, female forward term for wife swapping

Hey Suzie, when the four of us go out this weekend, are you comfortable DILF Flipping again? I really want that back massage with with strings attached your husband has been promising me

by kinkybabysteps November 05, 2018

Dilf Cookie

Almond cookie from cookie run. I want to eat his almonds. Almond handcuffs 😩

You: Dilf cookie almond cookie
Me: Auh~

by bopolokoiojoho October 16, 2021

DILF Magnet

A girl, usually in her early to mid-twenties, who tend to attract older men who are typically married & usually have kids. A girl can only claim the title of a "DILF Magnet" if she goes for an extended period of time of only getting hit on by DILFs & not guys her own age.

Jordyn: *siiigh of frustration* It happened again....
Chelsey: How old was this one?
Jordyn: 37.
Chelsey: Divorced?
Jordyn: and two kids.
Chelsey: God J, you're such a DILF Magnet!

by Perfect4 August 20, 2012

honorary DILF

A hot man over the age of 30 who could be a DILF (dad I'd like to fuck) but has no kids.

Chris Evans is an honorary dilf.

by gatekeepsebastainstan August 25, 2021

DILF Diet

A diet / work-out plan followed by a new dad, who wants to achieve or regain DILF-status

Tim knew that the summer was fast approaching, so he went on a DILF Diet to make sure he'd get as much attention as his kids when he took his shirt off at the beach

by Hartless December 28, 2009