Shelby Clam-Digger

When a stripper inserts her middle finger into her anus and then places it into a customers mouth, without them being aware of where the finger actually was. This act is typically only done when the customer has upset the girl in some way, and usually used during a private dance.

Larry: Wow, that guy was a real asshole!

Cindy: He was so rude! That's why he got the Shelby Clam-Digger!

by 4yoularry November 22, 2011

colder than a well digger's asshole

extremely cold and dark.

"Daaaaammmmn...it's colder than a well digger's asshole out there!!"

by Well Digger September 1, 2011

didgeridoo

the aboriginal australian instrument made from a eucalyptus tree hollowed out by termites. It is played by vibrated the lips and makes a crazy sound unlike any other instrument. Every one is unique, each coming from a different tree. a technique called circular breathing can be used to play nonstop by taking in air as the player blows into the intrument. sounds like: boioioiaoao oaoboboooao

guy: let me hear that didgeridoo
guy#2: boioiooaooioaio boioaoaioa

by woop70930 September 16, 2005

didgeridouche

a hippie, a person with dreadlocks, one that participates in drum circles, has their baby at home with a midwife, uses a reusable hemp bag at the grocery store, goes to bonnaroo, burning man, rainbow gatherings, listens to widespread panic, string cheese incident, phish, wears birkenstocks & tie dye, attends naropa university, smugly drives a hybrid, smells like patchouli and b.o.

"do you want to go to barton springs? no, if i see another didgeridouche, i'm going to vomit."

by Bloshki October 14, 2006

rippin diggers

Explosive flatulence in the presence of otherse resulting from a night of cold Chinese food and warm beer. Typically occurring between the hours of 2 and 5am accompanied by quiet snorting and supressed laughter.

-"Honey, you rippin diggers again?"
-/snort/chortle/
-"Son of a bitch."

by Mitmeister February 13, 2007

green digger

A girl who hangs out with you for the sole purpose of smoking your dankies.

" Nah, I don't know if I wanna hang out with her today, she is kind of a green digger I am always out of weed after we hang out."

by GREENDIGGA December 15, 2009

gold digger

A generally attractive person who seeks out relationships with sugar mommas or sugar daddy for monetary gain. A gold digger can be a female or male. It is often a mutually opportunistic relationship: the rich person gets sex or companionship and the GD gets money.

A song by Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx.

My friend Jessica is a total gold digger. She's sleeping with this middle aged executive and he buys he pays all her bills. She might as well be a street walker.

Jesssica: Did you see the video for gold digger?
Me: Yeah. I want that cute bra and tanga that the pretty video girl at the very end was wearing.
Jessica: Hmm. I wonder where they got it from.

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005