dinner dumper

The Arsehole

That girl I took home last night was dirtier than a tramps vest, and insisted I take her up the dinner dumper.

by gobshite July 4, 2009

done like a dinner

The act of being finished or screwed over in a way that is similar to the act of a dinner's preperation time coming to an end.

1. If I don't pay that mob boss Tony his money back in one hour I'm going to be done like a dinner!

by s0meone January 22, 2006

Dinner Water

When you go out to eat at a restaurant and all you order is a glass of water.

I skipped dinner last night. The crew went out to eat at some new fusion food restaurant and the menu was terrible, so I just ordered a Dinner Water.

by OnABeerBudget September 17, 2011

poor man's dinner

When you go to sleep on an empty stomach and wake up not hungry.

I've had a poor man's dinner last night. Saved me my breakfast money!

by basicv2 December 5, 2017

doughnuts for dinner

Something that sounds like a good idea but thirty minutes later you’re hungry for something a little meatier.

HUNTER: I’m getting nervous that our play is a little doughnuts for dinner. I mean I don’t want this to be just sketches and novelty songs strung together.
I want there to be substance, not just fluff.
Not that there’s anything wrong with fluff,
but I wanna strive for something that makes people really pay attention.
You know what I mean?

SUSAN: Uh… I totally stopped listening.

by Lauren!! July 7, 2008

Dinner Blasted

When you take someone out to dinner and you rape them afterward.

Guy #1: Did you take my mom out to dinner

Guy #2: Ya dude I totally dinner blasted her

by M00NPRODUCTIONS May 16, 2010

Dinner Rape

The act of using the feelings of a person to achieve a free meal, at which typically the guilty party will admit there is no chance of a romantic encounter or future.

Hey, did you hear about Jordan? That girl used him for a free meal then told him they should just be friends!

Wow! Poor guy was a victim of dinner rape!

by funnytunney November 8, 2010