ditch party

It is a party thrown during the day by students skipping or ditching school. The party has the usual intoxicants like pot or mommy's prescriptions. The music will likely be from the rave scene, grunge or punk, but it can be any kind of popular music.

Me and my homies cut classes, so that we could smoke some really fine weed at a ditch party. We listened to Butthole Surfers, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and 4 Non-Blondes.

by Hugo Draxx April 28, 2016

Ditch the wives

What the kids today say if something's cool or rad

Hey Jack, check out that judges beard. It’s so ditch the wives.

*breaks chair*
Man that was so not ditch the wives!

by Load.... January 29, 2021

brb ditch

to say "brb" just to exit a conversation

"he hasn't come back in an hour...fucker brb ditched me."

by alivealivealive October 24, 2009

Dine and ditch

A mash up of dine and dash and ding dong ditch. The participants evade paying their bill at a restaurant, leaving a flaming bag of dog shit as a distraction.

Those damn kids dine and ditched!

by Spootypuff November 11, 2010

Ditch pig

An affectionate term for a fat ugly girl

by shearer June 17, 2003

fuck ditch

noun: A term for the female genitalia; synonymous with furry taco, bearded clam, and swollen axe wound.

"Shit man, I got too wasted last night and fed it to Lynne Montgomery's nasty fuck ditch."

by Getou Tathere February 17, 2005

Ditch day

December 2nd, “Ditch day” for all high schoolers.

“Are you excited for December 2nd”

“Hell yeah! It’s ditch day.”

by Sishhhk October 29, 2019