Porch dick

A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.

"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"

by Arrty March 8, 2015

dick bulge

When you have too much dick and lack of space in your pants so a lump is formed

Girl: He has a huge Dick Bulge
Guy: His pants are to small

by Yolo Boo December 9, 2013

dick on the rocks

It's when you freeze another man's cum in an ice cube tray, and you proceed to shove the nut cubes in the female . Then you dick her down right good.

I asked her what her favorite drink was, she told me she wanted some dick on the rocks.

by Pipeman the Intruder June 18, 2016

Dick Ripping

Dick Ripping - sarcastic way to express severe frustration.

Dick Ripping example - Your stupidity makes me so angry I ripped my dick off.

by asertgyqaergadrsfg May 16, 2016

Glazed Dick

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.

"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."

by misshingo October 30, 2012

Stinky dick fumes

What your dick gets if u don’t clean your foreskin good enough.

My girlfriend told all of her friends that she hates blowing me because I have stinky dick fumes.

by M Boogie April 17, 2020

suck a cow dick

Something you say to someone when they annoy or upset you. It's telling someone to suck a fat dick, choke and die.

Brooke's being a real bitch, she can go suck a cow dick.

by Dinosaur359 May 10, 2017