An Electronic Masturbation Device, purchased at MEO, is a male jack-off machine that a guy uses or another guy can use to give his dick an awesome cumgasm. A dude's boner is lubed and inserted into it's oriface and placed over his cock-head and then turned on -- with 10 different settings, someone can use the cum-maker to give a guy's cock a mild to wild cumgasm as he blows hs load. Also used for "hands-free" or "forced" cumgasms.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought an Electronic Masturbation Device, and he ties my hands behind my back and makes me suck his dick until we both have mind and cock-blowing cumgasms -- then he makes me swallow his cum and suck the device clean!
by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021
Get the Electronic Masturbation Device mug.by DingusMoose March 30, 2010
Get the Steve Jobs Device mug.Related Words
Person 1: Hey man, what's wrong?
Person 2: My flatmate Mike has a case of devineity, he owes me 3 weeks rent and still wants me to loan him money to go out on fri night. The *@#$!!!
Person 2: My flatmate Mike has a case of devineity, he owes me 3 weeks rent and still wants me to loan him money to go out on fri night. The *@#$!!!
by Cherroes March 12, 2008
Get the Devineity mug.cruella (devine)
this is a woman who looks like cruella deville(101 dalmations) but whos surname is actually devine!
she is someone who will stab you in the back faster than you know whats happening! especially if you have been friends with her!
be cautious when approaching this 'woman' if she has consumed alcohol as this is when her 'cruel'la powers come into action!!
she prances around her place of work wearing a plastic coat that looks like a bin bag, totally oblivious to the fact that no-one can stand her!
its quite amusing actually because she has no friends outside of work, coz she shit on them from a great height and she supposedly slept with another friends husband........
this is a woman who looks like cruella deville(101 dalmations) but whos surname is actually devine!
she is someone who will stab you in the back faster than you know whats happening! especially if you have been friends with her!
be cautious when approaching this 'woman' if she has consumed alcohol as this is when her 'cruel'la powers come into action!!
she prances around her place of work wearing a plastic coat that looks like a bin bag, totally oblivious to the fact that no-one can stand her!
its quite amusing actually because she has no friends outside of work, coz she shit on them from a great height and she supposedly slept with another friends husband........
holy shit....what was that?........ffs it was cruella (devine) and her knives stabbing me in the back!!
omg how am i going to pay my bills? now that cruella (devine) has stopped me from getting work to pay them!
shhh....can you hear that??....its cruella (devine) getting sacked by the care commission!! lol
omg how am i going to pay my bills? now that cruella (devine) has stopped me from getting work to pay them!
shhh....can you hear that??....its cruella (devine) getting sacked by the care commission!! lol
by watch out odd's about! September 5, 2009
Get the cruella (devine) mug.Short version for devastated. Being extremly drunk. Also sometimes used as a synonym for broken, or being really tired.
Originated in Shenandoah, PA
Originated in Shenandoah, PA
by Chendo 462 da f September 26, 2010
Get the devied mug.by ShackledGnome May 5, 2005
Get the mobular device mug.Use of a variety of horrid personal assault devices which create and electric shock of your brain, head, face and or nervous system. In conjunction with illicit transmitters placed in your food or drink and ingested, it can cause your body organs to flutter,vibrate and contort involuntarily from the reaction to the electrical stimulation.They can involuntarily cause a reaction that can cause your intestines to twist& contort. Vibrate your bladder to the point of urgency and electro shock your brain with severe pain til you pass out.
Some of these devices actually leave physical signs of burns on your skin
Some of these devices actually leave physical signs of burns on your skin
"Electromagnetic device attack "can be used to assault,harm and harass a person physically and emotionally by a long distance range of electrically stimulating your bodily organs and or your brain involuntarily .
by Peaches From Park Forest,IL April 22, 2009
Get the Electromagnetic device attack mug.