Deuce

An ugly person. Deuce= 2 a dime= 10

If someone calls you a duece they are saying you look like shit

A deuce is a honey that's ugly

If your girl is fine, she's a dime

by BigBig oh oh oh October 25, 2011

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a term used when you have to take a poop

other terms: duke bomb, deuce sweat, dropping the kids off at the pool, dropping el dukay,

dooood i gotta drop deuce brb
"hold on man i wanna ask u something"
shut up i gotta drop deuce sweat gtfo

by big e threatz January 27, 2004

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A fleet of double decker buses operated by the the Regional Transportation Commission of Southern Nevada (RTC)that services the Las Vegas Strip, Downtown Las Vegas and surrounding areas. These are double decker buses transport both locals and tourists up to 97 people at a time, easing the congestion on Las Vegas Blvd.

"forget paying for a taxi, lets just take The Deuce to the Palms"

by Bob V. March 28, 2008

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Deuce

(1)
an approximate measure of 200 pounds
(2)
to defecate (as in doing a 'number two')
(3)
one of the four number 2 cards in a standard deck of playing cards

(1)
- How much you figure that chunky chicka what our boy got with was?
- Damn, she HAD to be a deuce, deuce n' a dime
(2)
- Dude, we've got to pull over, I've had to drop a deuce since Hoboken!
(3)
Seeng that deuce on the river was nice, it made my straight!

by whiskymack September 22, 2005

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The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!

Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."

Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"

by Matt November 22, 2004

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