Deuce

Saying bye... sort of like "later"

I gotta go... deuce!

by kt November 25, 2004

Deuces

Two or more chicks that each weigh in excess of 200 lb.

Jake: "Check out the deuces trying to drag Izzy out of the bar."
Pete: "The deuce on the left looks like Sasquatch."

by PMax Apprentice November 25, 2010

Deuce

noun, a female of sub-par attractiveness.
a honey that's ugly.

yo check out that dime standing next to that deuce

by amo stylez November 20, 2010

the deuce

a crap measuring 2lbs or better.

my bung hole was torn by the deuce!

by turd d ferguson December 30, 2007

Deuce

An extremely shitty rapper (formerly apart of Hollywood Undead) that claims to be better than Hollywood Undead even though he's only released one album ever. But don't worry, "This shit's coming out soon".

Hey Deuce, how much dick did you suck today?

by Arina Chloe May 11, 2015

Deuces

The act of pleasuring your partner by inserting your index finger into her vagina while inserting your middle finger into her anus and licking her clitoris simultaniously.

My girl was pissed at me last night so I had to throw up the deuces in her to make it all better.

by ERV January 27, 2011

A DEUCE

a 22oz beer usually in a glass bottle

im gonna chug A DEUCE tonight.

by jadakiss_here November 15, 2006