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delayed reaction

When someone makes a reaction that is delayed. Obviously. This happens by means of mental illness or just stupidity.
Dude1: Haha, you suck.
Dude2: (*smacks Dude1*)

((two minutes later))

Dude1: ...hey that hurt!
by Chelsie Strode November 11, 2004
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delay

Comes from one of the most anticipated PC game title of our generation: Half-Life 2.
Serves to pump-up the gaming community to the boiling point and increase video card sales for Nvidia and ATI.
"We've already spent millions into this project, and we're willing to spend as much as we need to make this the best first person experience ever. If that means delaying the game to 2005, we'll do it without any hesitation. If it means sinking another $20 million into the project, we can do it. Rest assured, if we delay the game, it'll be only to blow your socks off even more... if we finally release it."
by The common PC gamer April 19, 2004
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nail delay

to balance a spinning frisbee on your finger nail.
when my friend threw me the frisbee, i caught it with a nail delay, and it spun on my fingertip for ten seconds.
by definite lee July 27, 2005
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delayja vu

Delayed deja vu. Realizing later that you feel like you experienced the same thing earlier, but at the time, you didn't notice.
Many times I floated on the pond before seeing the big fish lurking below. Only later did I realize that I had seen him, and he had seen me, many times before. Delayja vu dawned slowly, but with vague certainty.
by jimbo92107 September 28, 2015
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delayed shatification

The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.
George Costanza understood the benefits of delayed shatification.
by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2016
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delayed laugh

when you’re super toked and someone says something and it takes greater than or equal to 20 seconds to react and laugh at what they said
is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing
by fuckalight March 2, 2019
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Delayedest

It’s when u are delayed but you are the delayedest outta everyone
We are all delayed I’m just the delayedest outta the delayers
by Lovebunny21 June 29, 2019
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