DeRidder Dangler

A sex act in which one partner starts to pinch a loaf but before full pinchage occurs, said partner goes waddling over the other partner's face such that the turdage is half cut off and dangling like a pendulum above the lying down partners face.
Last night, I was feeling like getting freaky so I just hauled off and gave that bitch a DeRidder Dangler.
by NastyD December 26, 2010
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wrangler dangler stranglers

skin tight, ill fitting, stonewashed jeans that look ridiculous
here ey, look at that blokes pants, it looks like it cutting off the circulation to his balls

aye, proper wrangler dangler stranglers
by marrajam September 25, 2011
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Alabama Crab Dangler

Placing ones dick between two females who are scissoring
I came home and my wife and her best friend were scissoring so I proceeded to give them the Alabama Crab Dangler
by NeighborsSwing February 28, 2019
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Big bo Dangler

by c.a.s.h December 28, 2009
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Downward danglers is a term for very banana formed boobs, (like incredible long ones) that is broadly used in Northern Scotland.
DANM, can i have a slurpee slurp of those saggy,downward danglers,banana boobs,spange,spongebob.
by Mrmonkeynig January 25, 2022
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Shaking a Dangler

When you are about to finish taking a dump but there is a small turd still hanging above the bowl and you can't squeeze it out, so you have to shake your butt around the toilet until it falls off.
Albert: Hey man, what took you so long?
Ralph: Sorry, I was busy shaking a dangler.
by Danolla December 20, 2014
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A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
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