a fucking braindead homosexual who contracted autism because his parents forgot to vaccinate him and dropped him on the head as a child. he got rejected by a person who likes him which is already a fucking feat that fucking osama bin laden couldnt recreate.
by iwanttobetracerfuckoff December 28, 2018
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Friend2:yeah I did but c'mon when is dan not crying
Friend2:yeah I did but c'mon when is dan not crying
by timmytom122 September 12, 2014
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Get the Dan mug.Drew: Colin have you seen DG lately?
Colin: Who?
Drew: Dan Gay.
Colin: Oh yeah i did. He was eating a Greek's potato woodpussy.
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Colin: Oh yeah i did. He was eating a Greek's potato woodpussy.
Drew: Ew.
by D&C January 14, 2008
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girl one: who do u think i have a shot with more, guy 1 or guy 2
girl two: uhh probably guy 1. he usually likes younger girls.
girl one: he's such a dan
girl two: uhh probably guy 1. he usually likes younger girls.
girl one: he's such a dan
by prettysweetwreckless December 11, 2011
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