dan 

a fucking braindead homosexual who contracted autism because his parents forgot to vaccinate him and dropped him on the head as a child. he got rejected by a person who likes him which is already a fucking feat that fucking osama bin laden couldnt recreate.

dans such a fucking retard.
stop comparing those poor autistic kids to him.

dan by iwanttobetracerfuckoff December 28, 2018

Dan 

Every girl has a Dan or knows a Dan. They are best to stay away from at all costs and are usually outlaws.

"Dude why would you have a Dan?"

Dan by meganthatcould March 8, 2009

dan 

dan is maybe the person you know who over reacts the most, all of his friends get sick of his winging and wishes he would get a grip and grow some balls

Friend1: hey, did you hear about dan crying last night

Friend2:yeah I did but c'mon when is dan not crying

dan by timmytom122 September 12, 2014

DAN 

Duck Ass Nigga- just a whack ass person who nobody likes

The CT boys are a bunch of DANs.

DAN by 504 Boy October 11, 2007

Dan 

This person is usually a fucking faggot and everyone dislikes this dipshit of an autistic cabbage.

You see that kid dan, pretty big fag

Dan by Trustworthy Boi October 21, 2019

dan 

someone who is homosexual, usually abreviated as DG.

Drew: Colin have you seen DG lately?
Colin: Who?
Drew: Dan Gay.
Colin: Oh yeah i did. He was eating a Greek's potato woodpussy.
Drew: Ew.

dan by D&C January 14, 2008

dan 

dan can be a nickname for danny or daniel. dan's are mostly somewhat attractive. they usually like people who are younger. dans can usually be impulsive and will do things on the spot. most dans are gingers and play baseball. they are generally nice but if you turn them down they will most likely be heart broken. dan's are usually sweet and in some cases can be creepy but they have a good heart. if you meet a dan be careful and make sure you know which kind of dan they are before you go out with them.

girl one: who do u think i have a shot with more, guy 1 or guy 2

girl two: uhh probably guy 1. he usually likes younger girls.

girl one: he's such a dan

dan by prettysweetwreckless December 11, 2011