van-damage

massive destruction

Those people next door are partying too loud. let's go break in and cause some van-damage!

by your mom September 7, 2003

What's Your Damage?

Made famous by cult-classic movie 'The Heathers', a black satirical portrayal of an American high school featuring three girls called Heather.

"What's your damage, Heather?"

by my friends call me hot stuff but you can call me sexy... ;) September 13, 2005

collateral damage

Ejaculating on a spectator who was not part of the sexual act.

Becky was collateral damage, but if she'd been participating at least it would've only been friendly fire.

by Rome House May 8, 2012

Brain Damage

A name of an Eminem song where he tells the story about a dude from his time in high school fucking him up and putting him in a coma however it's an exaggeration but most of the story is true.

Chorus: repeat 2X

Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin'
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song

by Arfbizit May 24, 2011

Dorrito damage

To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.

OW! I just did some Dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister I got last night!

by Marcus Solomon April 17, 2008

That's a lot of damage

Something you say when someone says they will do something cool and then fail super hard.

Random idiot: I'm gonna do this backflip while standing!
(fails)
You: That's a lot of damage!

by Eatmoosemilk March 20, 2019

storm damage

When you go to fart and accidentally follow through this is the damage caused to your boxers

That was one hell of a curry last night. I went to fart this morning and followed through, it caused major storm damage

by bigyellowman October 5, 2007