clusterfuck

A situation that is totally fucked up, especially as a result of managerial incompetence.

Originally of military origin; a double play on the word "cluster," both evoking multiple fuckups, as used in the term "cluster bomb," and evoking the oak leaf or star "cluster" insignia of the REMF who did the fucking.

Military: "Fuck, I heard Wilkins bought it last night going into that 'headquarters building.' The fucker was shit empty except for the IED that blew him to hell. Took two other guys' legs off and shit. Whose goddamed idea was that whole clusterfuck, anyway?"

Civilian: "That Big Dig is a complete clusterfuck from end to end. Over budget, over due, and now under water."

Incorrect, but sounds like fun: "The three of us got together and clusterfucked all night."

by The Fucking Police September 19, 2006

clusterfucktabulous

This is typically a point of view where you are a third party looking on with hilarious admiration at a situation unfold that is a complete clusterfuck.

"IBM said everything wrong in that meeting. Listening from the phone it was clusterfucktabulous!"

by Icewater July 30, 2008

beowulf cluster

Beowulf is a design for high-performance parallel computing clusters on inexpensive personal computer hardware. The name comes from the main character in the Old English epic Beowulf.

Commonly used on slashdot.

I wonder how much a beowulf cluster of those voting machines is.

by fdsaasdffdsaasdf October 29, 2007

clusterfuck

a shitstorm of bad stuff happening all at once.

Adriana: Wow I'm getting sued, got into a car accident, got verbally abused from one of my best friends over a dumb rumor, jury duty, my TA lost all of my essays, and school started...

Jamal: What. A. Clusterfuck.

by Johnsmith1010101 April 13, 2011

casterated

balls to be cut off, penis detached, penis bye bye

The casterated turkey was walkin through the woods.

by alyssa April 16, 2005

Cistern Shuffle

The practice of excreting into the cistern of a toilet.
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go through not only the flush water but through most of the toilet plumbing and stink for ages. I've seen it done! Classic

I was at Alex's house warming last Saturday night, and I dropped a cistern shuffle in his toilet, his plumbing is screwed.

by JimBim2 April 15, 2009

casterbator

1. the stimulation of ones own ego for self gratifiacation via a wecast

2. one who is a narcissistic (and possibly an exhibitionist) fucktard that desperately engages in the activity of lifecasting

verb form of one who casterbates

Aaron- Did you see that jerk off life casting on Justin TV last night?

Mike- Yeah, he was a total casterbator.

by DL33t! September 8, 2009