Glock O' Clock

Generally announced when it has been decided that it is now an appropriate time to shoot somebody.

Man im sick of my mother telling me to eat my greens, its Glock O' Clock

by Curio_uk November 13, 2009

clocked-up

Busy.

Dude, I'd love to help you jack that car... but I'm totally clocked-up

by lopht January 19, 2009

Alarm Clock BJ

When a woman wakes a man up in the morning by performing fellatio on him but she is gentle and wishes not to wake him until he is ejaculating.

My wife gave me an Alarm Clock BJ this morning, when I woke up I was ejaculating in her mouth. The great start to a great day!

by JTrainHasArrived August 6, 2010

Samoan Clock

To snap a boner and turn it like a clock.

'My girlfriend gave me a samoan clock last night. Now I can't fuck her for weeks!'

by Kinkyshitm8 March 31, 2015

WTF O'Clock

After working straight through the evening it is the hour when you realize that you've worked all the way through the night, and the sun is about to rise.

This most often happens with design, development or other types of work when it's easy to lose time while focused on the task at hand.

I really got in a zone working on the design comp for the new project. I started around 3p and worked until WTF o'clock.

by reroller April 2, 2009

reverse strawberry alarm clock

Straddle a sleeping person as if in the 69 position and repeatedly touch their nose with your hemmorhoids until they wake up.

"Dude, your girlfriend is passed out on the floor and I need to do yoga." "Sounds like you can start your workout by setting a reverse strawberry alarm clock!"

by dtoss August 9, 2015

Organic alarm clock

The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

by phil436 February 22, 2009