crouching tiger hidden naggin

The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. Topping up non-alcoholic drinks
2. Going into the bathrooms, doing shots in the cubicle, from the bottle (usually with a friend) for the purpose of getting drunk cheaply

1. "Hmm this needs alcohol"
"I'll do some crouching tiger hidden naggin"

2. "The drinks are expensive here"
"That's okay, come to the bathroom with me for some crouching tiger hidden naggin"

by mitsuko045 February 24, 2008

Crochetiere

a group of people with rather complex sense of humour. the live predominently in canada and are often unfortunately named. Mispronunciations are "CROTCHetiere" "CROcheteeree" "CROTCHatear." More often then not, the average person gives up on pronouncing it and simply says crotch. Despite these setback the people are as cool as shit!

Did you see that "CROTCHetiere" "CROcheteeree" "CROTCHatear ugh i give up..." "dont u mean Crochetiere?"

by boombuba December 29, 2010

crotcheting

This is a cross between crochet and and riding a crotch rocket. Just make sure you hit the balls!

Man, you were so awesome at crotcheting yesterday, I still feel the burns.

by alksolo August 26, 2005

jeremy crouch

a man that is from asia. He has a big dick that he has to drag where ever he goes which makes it useless. Also known as crouching tiger

JEREMY GO FIND FIRE

Crouch ing Tiger

Jeremy Crouch we been here for hour

by Roberto Montoya June 24, 2008

couche

A cool douche. A man who, despite being a douchebag, is still kind of cool.

Sting from the Police is kind of a douche, and yet he's also a pretty cool guy. He's a couche.

by osirusr March 22, 2010

Crouch

To crush couch. AKA the act of sitting/laying/napping/molesting/being on a couch for an extended period of time. See also: Dave Rector

EX1: Person 1: "What are you doin Dave?"
Dave: "Nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo."
EX2: Dave: "I can't wait to get off work so I can get home and crouch."

by csmitten February 15, 2009

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? is French for "Do you want to go to bed tonight and give each other stoned, pleasure-gasms; sno-ball them, get cum-drunk, and continue until you both have drygasms.

I asked Matt, my cadet roomie, Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?

by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021