Crapler

1. A crappy stapler

The photocopier's staple function is broken. Guess I have to go back to using the crapler.

by Deep (just a guy) October 23, 2008

Crawlee

The act of using a grenade to take a zombies legs from under him and make him crawl... ie. Crawlee

Nazi Zombies become crawlers by the action of Crawleeing

by jesuschristsuperstar69 April 18, 2009

Crawled Apart

When you girl just loves to get spread apart but her legs nearly crawl.

Boy 1 : "Hey man! My girl's legs were crawled apart last night, she was literally handing it to me."
Boy 2 : "I love when a girl just crawls apart."

by Demotivation January 21, 2012

cradler

a gay best friend

Wow my gbf is such a cradler.

by yman May 15, 2015

Crowler

The act of breaking a crow's wings and one of its legs and solemnly watching as it attempts to crawl away.

Dood, you're such a crowler! Wanna go ravening?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015

crawker

When you shove a hose in your girl's corpse's ass and turn it on full blast. Then when water starts cumming out her vagina, u put a straw in it and start to drink her body fluids.

After my girl died playing cricket, i totally stole the corpse from the cemetary to crawker her in my home evryday before i lactate.

by Philthy phill December 3, 2016