Crotch Catching

This is a sport where people swing their arms with great force while walking in crowded areas and "catch" the person's crotch behind them.

Dave: Hey Mary, how was your morning commute?

Mary: AWESOME! I went crotch catching and caught 3 crotches this morning when walking out of the subway!!!

Dave: Lucky, I only caught one old one. I'm going crotch catching again on my way home.

by Crotch Catcher Inventor August 10, 2010

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Chotchkie

A small piece of worthless crap, a decorative knick knack with little or no purpose.

Side note: Chotchkie can be pretty, sentimental, or even occasionally useful though it usually breaks easily if useful. If you are having trouble identifying Chotchkie just look around your house or someone else's and whatever you see that a burgler wouldn't steal is probably Chotchkie.

Fake fruit, a ceramic frog containing candy, pretty much anything purchased at a dollar store, costume jewelry, etc. Referenced by Phoebie on the TV show friends.

Meg loved her cow figurine collection, but Dave thought it was useless Chotchkie.

by Robin and Stephany November 13, 2007

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Related Words

cotch • cotchin • cotching • Cotch/cotchin • cotch back • Cotch Ferret • Cotch Flex • Cotch 'n' Coffee • cotch potato • cotch syrup

fa-chotch

I heard some girlfriends of mine using this word in a drunken stupor referring to the female genital area especially the inside parts.It may have a Lebanese/Polish origin.Please note gentlemen, this is not a sexy word and under no circumstances should it be used during intercourse.

Sarah got angry and kicked Lisa in the fa-chotch.

My fa-chotch is itchy.

by Breeno January 16, 2005

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