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Consumed with Imports

crappy magazine that claims to be an arbiter of reliability but as a clear America hating agenda. Falsely known as consumer reports. Won't recommend awesome GM products even when they are better than import crap.
"Consumed with Imports would still recommend Lexus even if they were found blowing up on ignition. Screw those terrorist turds, I am buying a Caddy!"
by Sharpe J. October 14, 2004
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Constipation consternation

The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.
The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked, dismay, angry, grimace
by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015
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Costume Malfunction

An embarassing exposure that can be blamed on clothing.
No, Janet didn't flash the world on purpose. That was a costume malfunction.

OR

Oh, my fly's down? What a costume malfunction.
by Rachel February 3, 2004
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The rot consumes

''Bro my dog got hit by a tractor!''
''Well, the rot consumes.''
by Crack the toaster April 1, 2023
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consumer

"consumer sucks"
by Anonymous February 23, 2004
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Cat consumer

A cat consumer is a person who despite having a multitude of choices cannot make up their mind. It can relate to an abundance of clothes / food etc.
Opposite to dog consumer
A: What should I wear to the party? I have nothing fancy enough!
B: You're such a cat consumer! You have at least three dresses that match the occasion!
by EVcrazy December 18, 2019
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Dog consumer

A dog consumer is a person who will accept anything they're offered. They are easy-going, adaptable people.
As opposed to cat consumer
A: Do you want white, red, prosecco?
B: I'm a dog consumer, just pick something and I'll have it!
by EVcrazy December 18, 2019
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